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Patrick stump wrestling an alligator

soulpxnk:

beachier:

me: *dials 911*

operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?

me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair

operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm

(via trust)

officialfrenchtoast:

"hey i’ll use your computer for a whi—"

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adreianpayne:

peachiebae:

wannabeanimator:

THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS MOVIE: SPONGE OUT OF WATER - Official Trailer (2015)

they r rly grasping for straws 2 keep the spongebob franchise alive. damn.

I’m watching this twice

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(Source: jagkx, via jagkx)

bitchbot:

this says it all

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chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

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seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

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herspanic:

thatknowleskid:

Oh. My. God.

????????

(via zachsgay)

bitchbot:

this says it all

(via neatpotatoes)

battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

(Source: listoflifehacks, via pizza)

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